Announcment of the Prude

So! For the next 6 months we shall be adding a new photo and journal segment! Maybe I'm not so much of a prude because this Hot Toddy is knocked up!

It has actually been a long time coming. It took about 6 months of trying before we got it right and it was pretty frustrating since It happened on the first try with Lumps! Finally in April I got a little feeling it might have finally happened and sure enough 2 pink lines! I couldn't keep it in!!!! I think I was able to stay quiet for about a week before I announced it on Facebook! Then I joined a group of other pregnant ladies and started to freak out. Every day we would lose a member and I was freaking out. I decided then I would not post on the blog about it until the second trimester. Well I made it! I am was 14 weeks on Monday. I am in the second trimester and semi in the clear. The risk of miscarriage drops drastically. I am excited to share this with you all!

14 weeks first week in the second trimester. 

 PS:  This first post is actually starting a week late. Today actually marks 15wks

Sleeping Russell's Grenade Launcher

Tonight's incident started out making sense as I was lying in bed reading.. then it took an unexpected turn...


Sleeping Russell says: "How far along in that book are you?"

To which I reply: "I don't know. Why?"

Sleeping Russell says: "I'm trying to figure out if I should get out my grenade launcher or not.
Hahaha just kidding, I don't really have a grenade launcher... it would be cool if I did though right?"

Makes explosion noise

"Run mother fuckeeeerrrrsss!!!!!"

Bugs in the Bed (revisited)

Sadly sleeping Russell has been silent as of late other than the regular "Hey!" or "I'm just snuggle buggin'" or "huh? huh? What?" and then of course the random action of sticking his finger down the back of my pants while I sit at the computer... Yes he does that while sleeping and has no recollection of it the next morning.

I figured I would take this time of silence and fill it with some of my previous encounters with Sleeping Russell. You may have noticed my first encounter with Sleeping Russell is in my introduction. The second time Sleeping Russell struck it was very dramatic. I even had to calm him down and reassure him. It goes like this:

To set the scene,

I was laying in bed drawing as I sometimes do to try to relax before bed. Russell was sleeping next to me and then all of a sudden he sat up, looked right at me and said in a frantic manner

"Don't put bugs in the bed!"

"What?" I respond in utter confusion, since his eyes are wide open staring directly at me.

"Don't put bugs in the bed!" He repeats a bit more frantically, glancing around at what I can only assume were the bugs I had apparently put in the bed...

"I'm not.... there are no bugs in the bed"

Slightly uncertain this time with a slight shake of his head "don't put bugs in the bed...?"

"Okay Russell, I wont put bugs in the bed, now go back to sleep"

He seemed to relax a bit and then lay down and I went back to my drawing.

Kava-kava-kava-kava

Russell drank a cup of his kava-kava tea last night... I suppose I should actually call it kava-kava-kava-kava, because he made it double strength with two teabags and then slept like a baby. I may have to steal his tea. If he keeps this up I'll have started this blog for no reason!


Hey you tea!
Stop messing with shit sleeping Russell says!

Dry Shit

I wanted to go ahead and get this started even though its really lacking because I first posted it on facebook and since about every word was preceded by the f-word and yelled frantically and somewhat incoherently I censored and have since forgotten all he said.

Sleeping Russell says: "oh look at me, my shits all dry".